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Green Army aftermath

You couldn’t even go into your front room this morning without smelling the sea of crap left by the Green Army last night….

Puke, piss, bottles, cans, shit - it was all over the streets following the drunken teenagers, adults, and especially the foreign nationals last night. In fact, given how this year’s sea smell was largely different to last years, I’d say 70% of it came from the stupid foreign nationals. But anyways, yes this year did disappoint me with how everyone DID go too far….

It seems St. Patrick’s Day will always be destined to be a day in which the whole fucking world gets stoned as shit and makes us Irish seems like non-stop drunken bastards. WELL WE’RE NOT! SO STOP USING IT AS A FUCKING EXCUSE TO DRINK NON-FUCKING-STOP!

At least our other Green Army representatives did us proud……

By other representatives I mean our rugby and cricket teams. Well although our rugby team didn’t actually win the 6 Nations, at least they got extremely close to it (what was it, 2 points the difference between France and us?), and our cricketers doing really well in the World Cup.

Well at least they weren’t out drinking like shit last night…..
Last night, I went to the local chipper to get dinner for the family (well just me and ma), and whilst waiting in came about 5 or 6 drunken Polish peeps came in, rowdy as fuck, and attempted very badly to take other people’s orders for themselves. Had they been back in Poland, then I sincerely doubt this would have happened - but because they were over here and “in the spirit”, they drunk like shit.

Which is now why I hate foreign nationals even more. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go clear up the path outside our house of all the shit left behind by the Army representatives that weren’t playing sport.