I never actually realised that it might be tough to make a brand-new-from-scratch theme for my blog.

Oh well, here goes nothing…
If all goes according to plan, it’ll look a heck of a lot better than this one (mainly cos I’ll have made it myself). And, if Meteor ever get back to me about sending text messages as e-mails, I’ll also have a new “Mini-Blog” section – if anything happens that’s not worth making a whole new post about (like the new episode of The Simpsons this Sunday is going to be a rip-off of 24 ), but it still post-worthy, I’ll simply text it to my blog, and it’ll get posted in the mini-blog section

* awaits Meteor to get their asses in gear and reply to me *

No, I am not a journalist. But, I have a little review of this weekend’s TV choices.

Formula 1

OK, Hamilton won a Grand Prix. Stop going on about it. You’re acting worse than when Jenson Button won in Hungary last year! However, one thing I will say. Although it has been said he got hurt in the smash, Kubica’s crash was insane!
Yes, it hurt, and caused a shitload of debris, but it looked funky. And it seems they’ve finally spruced up the Safety Car thing and made it more NASCARy. Too bad half of the drivers didn’t get it. And the black flag for Massa? Bullshit. Fucking asses. And laugh at Alonso for all his mistakes. Pressure’s getting to him!

NASCAR Pocono 500

OK, why a triangle? Oh well, just another bit of weirdness. Same with the back wing. I thought they changed that thing in the last race? Aren’t they gonna make up their mind? And why the hell are they so scared of racing in the rain? F1 does it, so why should you guys get to say “Oh noes, it’s raining, so we can’t race, thus we’ll either stop the race or do it tomorrow, thus being a nusiance for everyone!” Wusses.

Simpsons 400th Episode

I admit I was hyped up about this. And it failed to deliver. OK, the Tracy Ullma short “couch” gag was good, but lacked reason. And the plot was crappy. But at least they showed how the FCC wreck TV with all the bleeps and filters. Bring on South Park and their saying of “shit” over 130 times in 1 episode! BTW, that WoW episode was bullshit.

Scarred

MTV’s new show is crazy weird and really gross. I admit I was really fucking squeamish. If I want to see shit like that, I’ll watch ER, thank you very much. I’d rather not have to watch crap on MTV when I’m looking for good stuff.