So, I’ve been getting a few remarks from my mom at home claiming I’m starting to get just a little bit chubby. Claiming I eat too much crap, too much other stuff, and an awful lot of sugar. I don’t think so, since I believe that my body’s metabolism is high enough to deal with everything, which it has been doing for the past few years without any problem.

So, to try and put into perspective whether or not I do eat to much crap, I’ve decided to start a food diary for the next week. I’ll be updating this one throughout the day with what I eat and when.

Those of you with a weak stomach might not want to read on – even though I don’t have any food porn embedded.

• 8.35: 1½ Bowls of Almond Oats and More with low-fat Super milk

My sister bought a box of Honey Oats and More over the weekend at some point, of which I had a bowl. It was epic. I went down to the shop to see if they had any more and more importantly, to see if they had any of the other varieties, particularly the almond one. They did. It was absolutely fucking epic.

Also, I don’t think I can do justice by simply saying a single bowl of cereal, since the bowls I normally use are more related to soup bowls than "normal" bowls…

• 12.50: Footlong Chicken Tikka sub w/cheese, lettuce, onion, peppers and sweet chilli sauce

Sub of the Day. ‘Nuff said. It’s yummy.

• 14.10: 750ml bottle of Lucozade Sport, a packet of Bassett’s Softfruits

To keep me awake during the always fun part of Languages and Computability – the bit about languages itself, taught by the Chinese postgrad whom you can’t understand…

• 18.45: 750ml bottle of Pepsi, two Snickers, packet of Hunky Dorys Scorchers, packet of Hunky Dorys Sour Cream and Onion, packet of Spar mini Choc Chip cookies

STOCS snacks. Don’t judge me, I’m weak

• 22.35: A third of a wok of prawns with noodles and oriental veg in a hoisin and spring onion sauce

Leftovers from dinner the family had earlier which I ate when I arrived home.