*flexes fingers* Right, epic fanboy rant mode activated. Now let’s get to work tearing apart the meagre speculative details of Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver that have been released, shall we?

This is going to be one of the shortest reviews I will probably ever do. Well, we saw this game in the Argos catalogue earlier and thought it would be fun, so we picked it up today. Probably one of the worse game purchases ever made… It’s Sports Party for the Wii.

With new games comes the opportunity for new reviews – as such, next up to face the Ranting Review of Doom is a purchase I made just yesterday while in a very packed Blanchardstown Centre (fucking sales whores…) – Need for Speed Undercover (360 version).

First things first, my Xbox did not bite the bust. This new segment is my “Ranting Reviews of Doom”. The reasoning behind the name is complex at best, and as such I couldn’t be bothered explaining it, at least not here. Anyway, the first Review of Doom is for the most recent of the Pokémon spinoff titles – Ranger 2: Shadows of Almia